His name is Pancake and he’s a blue tabby munchkin cat with big round eyes and short McNugget-shaped fat paws. Follow Pancake's photo adventures as he dives into paper bags and baskets, attack the hairdryer and curtains plus endure the whims of the his Human because she is going to make him wear more costumes.
Photos/caption by ©Pancake
yo ladies if any dude ever tries 2 give u shit about anything just remember female tyrannosaurs were 10-30% bigger than males. if a male fucked up 65 million years ago he’d get his head bit off. 65 million years later u can still do the same fuckin thing. be a trex. eat any dude that ever gives u shit.
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
Sparkly nails on a gloomy spring break 💖✨💎
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them
"There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself."